The thing about air

Is that it blows all about

And if you breathe in

Then you must also breathe out

Because if you breathe in

And forget to stop

You’ll just get bigger and bigger

And eventually you’ll go pop.

The thing about humans

Is that we grow taller and taller

There’d be much more room

If we grew smaller and smaller

The thing about the ground

Is that it’s useful to stand on

And if you’re up in a plane

It’s the best thing there is to land on

If you step outside for a walk

The ground is always there

It’s the only thing that stops you

Disappearing into thin air.

The thing about night-time

Is that it couldn’t be duller

It goes from grey to black and

Should be a different colour

Think how brighter it would be

If night were yellow or red

Or blue or pink or green

Or even purple and orange instead.

The thing about the sea

Is that it’s always going out

But it will come in again

Of that there is no doubt

If only it would stay in one place

Think of the effort it would save

No more hellos and goodbyes

Nor any need to wave.

The thing about dates

Is that they are accident prone

And though they must hurt themselves

You never hear them groan

New Year falls in January

Christmas falls in December

Valentines falls in February

Bonfire Night falls in November

And if you look at the calendar

It makes it quite clear

All the dates will fall again

In the same place next year.

The thing about stars

Is that you can’t see them in light

And that’s because someone

Puts them away at the end of each night;

But they also have to be put back

In their positions in the sky

Or those nosey astronomers

Will all want to know why.

Is their tales of suns by the billion

Of black holes and asteroid belts

And planets by the trillion

But if you could just drift into space

Or go cruising in a rocket.

You’d find stars are just twinkles

And you could fit them in your pocket.