She followed a diet with no sugar
She followed a diet with no fat
She followed a diet with no carbs
So how’d she cope with that?
Well,
they found she had no vitamins
And they found she had no protein
They found she had no minerals
And was thinner than she’d ever been.
Then
She got by without any fibre
She got by without any salt
She didn’t create any energy
And when she died it was all her own fault.
So
She slipped away quietly
Not the way most people feared
She was dieting right to the end
Upon which
she simply
disappeared
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