I write limericks
And I write sonnets
(Together)
We are totally obsessed
We have bees in our bonnets
I have fourteen lines
And I have just five
I can make my words waltz
And I can make mine jive
My rhymes are all a joke
I am here to make you laugh
My rhymes are for lovers
Who haven’t had a bath
I can make you sigh
But I can make you grin
I can bring a tear to your eye
If I kick you on your shin
I write of red, red roses
How they open, like my heart
And how the scent of them will carry
Half the distance of a fart
I know you are from Dundee
And I yearn for your embrace
With barnacles all on one knee
And seaweed all over your face
I will write earnestly of love
I of an old woman from somewhere
And how I shall count the stars above
Waving her knickers in the air.
I will say I love you for ever
And swear I’ll always be true
We’ll always hold each other’s hand
Cos’ they’re stuck with superglue.
If music be the food of love
Then make mine a sausage roll
My hunger grows all the more
For sloppy custard in a bowl.
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