There was a young girl called Cymbeline

     Who was every man’s midsummer night’s dream

     Though two gents from Verona

     Preferred Desdemona

     Who’d perform as you like it, it seems

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  Said Pericles, she’s clearly a teaser

     An untamed shrew this Lucretia!

     Because measure for measure

     I’ve heard she’s a pleasure

     So for God’s sake Julius seize her.