Old McDonald had a farm
And on that farm there was a cow
Who hadn’t learned to moo
She simply didn’t know how
So old McDonald had to show her
“I want a moo moo here
A moo moo there
I want a moo moo, everywhere.”
And the cow said, “Oh!
“All right, I’ll give it a go.”
Now on that farm there was a goat
Who always wanted to eat
But she had never bothered to learn
How to utter a single bleat
So the farmer had to show her,
“I want a bleat, bleat here
A bleat, bleat there.
I want a bleat, bleat everywhere,`”
And goat said,”Right you are.
“It’s easy to go Baah.”
And on the farm there was a horse
So busy eating hay
She’d never learned
Between bites, horses should say “Neigh.”
So the farmer had to show her.
“I want a neigh neigh here
A neigh neigh there
I want a neigh neigh everywhere.”
And the horse said “ Right.
“I’ll do it every morning and night.”
Now on that farm there was a duck
And the farmer was taken aback
To learn the duck
Had never learned to quack.
So he had to show her.
“I want a quack, quack here.
“A quack, there there.
“I want a quack quack everywhere.”
And the duck said :”I will
“I have plenty of quacks inside my bill.”
Well, on that farm there was a dog
His job was to look scary and tough.
But he didn’t frighten anyone
Because he couldn’t say Woof
So the farmer had to show him.
“I want a woof-woof here.
A wood-woof there,
I want a woof-woof everywhere,”
And the dog said: “While I’m in the yard
“I’ll woof, because I’m on guard.”
And on that farm there was a hen
Who’d never learned to cluck
She was too busy pecking and
Scratching in the muck.
So the farmer had to show her.
“I want a cluck cluck here
A cluck cluck there
“I want a cluck-cluck everywhere.”
And the hen said: “Ok, OK,
“I’ll cluck-cluck every day.”
And the animals said to Old Mac
It was time he learned to sing
Whats the point of being in a good mood
If you only say everything?”
But the farmer had never learned
So animals had a go
Now you copy us they said
And he sang E-I-E-I-O
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