MY DOG

I throw the ball, my dog brings it back

Go after go after go and still more goes

I throw the ball, my dog brings it back

I wished I’d taught him to play dominoes

I play a five, he plays a three

I play a two he plays a four

I play a blank, he plays a five

He doesn’t seem to have much trouble

I play a four, he plays a two,

I play a six he plays a three

I play a blank, he plays a one

And he ends up with a double.

My dog beat me at dominoes

I repeat it so I’ll believe it

My dog beat me at dominoes

He was getting out the dartboard

But I said, if you don’t mind I think I’ll leave it