There was a man from Beirut
Who said, “I don’t give a hoot!
I’ll keep plucking my owl
As if it were fowl
There! Now it’s as bald as a coot.”
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The new Bishop of Newport Pagnall
Could only move on the diagonal
But when he met his flock
He left them in shock
By walking down the aisle zig-zaganal
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A bad tempered man from Fife
Found his marital rows running rife
She wouldn’t shut up, he said.
So he shot her, now she’s dead
Anything for a quiet wife
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