BEWARE!

Beware the undertaker

So keen he’s fit to burst

For he may have you in your coffin

Without you actually dying first

Beware the dentist pulling your teeth

And this is difficult to tell

For sometimes when your face is frozen

He’ll take out an eye as well.

Beware the forgetful surgeon

Who operates on your brain

He may take off the top of your head

And not put it back again

Beware delicious ice cream

With chocolate to adorn it

For often ice cream men

Put razor blades in the cornets

Beware the water park

When you should be at school

For those are days the lifeguard puts

An alligator in the pool

Beware the bushtucker grub

But if you order some

At least you don’t chew or swallow,

It makes its own way to your tum