BATHHOUSE

First we wash the Muslims, then we wash the Jews

Next we wash the Christians, followed by Hindus;

We wash the Arabs and the Kurds

The Slavs, Magyars and Serbs

The Africans and the Asians

Aussies, Ruskies and Haitians

It’s not so much a madhouse

As an international bathhouse

And we invite our enemies and our friends in

For a party of ethnic cleansing