A little bit more adult…

COWS

(A joke in rhyme)

There was I thinking cows were friendly

And never got in a bad moo-ed.

But I don’t think there’s a funny side now

I’ve seen the change in their attitude.

I was walking across a field

When a herd basking in the sun

Spotted me and charged

So, panicky, I began to run.

I was near the gate when I tripped and fell

Or I would have made it safe and sound

And on the hefty beasts came

As I crashed down to the ground.

They were mad those cows as they bore down on me,

They were bellowing and half-crazed

And I was about to be trampled or gored to death

But fortunately, I was only grazed.

(Think about it)